An exciting new project is being unveiled, and you reader have first glance at it! I, Ethan Wenberg, have been shut off in a cave for months in the desert delving into the exciting brave new world of game development. With a beard growing and eyesight becoming narrower by the minute, I welded with toil and typing to create a game about competitive food.
Heck, it was fairly easy with the game development program called Construct 2! It’s also a free download. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Ow! Tastes like ones and zeroes!
Behold! It’s the Battle Beans! The upcoming mobile game from Strange Child. It’s not mobile yet, but if you have free time and if you got game, bust out your computer keyboard and give this fresh new demo a whack! You can play it at: